A number of liberal news outlets have dug up some true dirt on President Donald Trump – dirt that just might sink him, if the veracity of their reports are to be believed.
According to Jezebel, The Don ordered his steak well done with ketchup on Saturday evening – apparently a sign of his very alarming and unpresidential preference.
This news – obtained by the Independent Journal Review through an undercover operation – is so alarming, in fact, that hard-hitting journalism outfit The Huffington Post picked up the story as well, describing the President’s choice as “disappointing.”
“We’ve long known that Trump likes his steak well done,” reads the piece, “which according to experts in the food world is simply the wrong way to order meat. But eating it with ketchup just adds insult to injury.”